Tonight as I lifted Monkey #2 onto the changing table to put on her night-time diaper, I realized that she was (to use our family euphamism) "stinky."
"I can't believe you just sat ten feet from the potty and made a mess in your pants!" I exclaimed.
Whereupon I was sternly informed, "Mama! I don't have ten feet!"
Moral of the Story: Check Your Spam Folder
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