I would like to introduce you to someone. I believe you may have had a passing acquaintance in the past, but it has become (painfully) obvious to me that you really have nothing to do with one another any more, and that is something I would like to see change. In the interest of all working together toward a common goal, I really think the two of you should get to know one another.
Meet the Abdominal Muscles. They're going to become a much greater presence in your life, so try to get along.
That will be all, thanks.